Thank you for your (utterly uncalled-for and unnecessary) assistance JuddG. I suppose it does address some of the finer points.
Humans these days. You take some much needed time away and the base plebeians think they run the place. Hmmph.
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- Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:32 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: What's a fledgling GM to do?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 14581
- Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:58 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Koans
- Replies: 5
- Views: 11219
Considering the general lack of material in this forum, I do try to stay myself from reprimanding my seekers of wisdom. ...But really, what sort of rotting barrel relic from the 14th century's innards did you dredge for this inaneness? Please, at least ask questions that are sensical. One shell clos...
- Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:26 am
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Important Question
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7604
- Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:50 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Merry Christmas!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7670
- Tue May 23, 2006 5:37 pm
- Forum: Turtle Pond
- Topic: World Turtle Day
- Replies: 1
- Views: 5324
World Turtle Day
I have an announcement of unquestionable importance: Today is World Turtle Day . This is the single most important day of the year for you humans. Do something worthwhile. Help a tortoise traverse the roadway. Wax a shell. Donate funding to appropriately testudines causes. Besides, many of my wondro...
- Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:27 pm
- Forum: Wise Turtle Ponders...
- Topic: Dear Wise Turtle
- Replies: 12
- Views: 29725
- Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:13 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: spam alert
- Replies: 2
- Views: 8818
I belatedly addressed this elsewhere . It should be noted, fellow forum friends, that I do not condone this solution, nor the grammar within this solution, on any level. Seriously, I know you humans are a jealous, petty sort, but can we not just get along? ...Though I must admit, I do have this stea...
- Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:06 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: How do you deal with SPAM?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8012
I am mildly apologetic for the delay concerning these spam threads. To be brutally honest, I see the word spam and refuse to prod it with a 10 foot pole. That is, were I able to wield a staff of such length to begin with. Coincidentally, I have a similar stance on Vikings. Those monsters will eat an...
- Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:59 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Seasons
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9969
- Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:25 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: A few questions for the wise one...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 9260
Ah, how you humans disappoint me. There was a time when you were an admirable sort, ready and willing to strive and labor for the answers to your juvenile questions of the universe. Alas, this silly thing called the internet has made you lazy. You think you can just ask, and the answer you will rece...
- Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:01 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Seasons
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9969
- Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:50 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: style
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8076
- Wed May 04, 2005 8:53 pm
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Trees
- Replies: 2
- Views: 9597
Pardon my tardiness, but I was vacationing in Bermuda to avoid this shell-shrivelling cold snap... and to visit my cousin Intuitive Terrapin. What a lively character he is, even if we butted heads on a few finer points. That aside, I really wonder where you silly humans get these questions! Barring ...
- Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:15 am
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Another logic problem
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7731
The answer is quite simple. When faced with an omniscent super being who can, if he chooses, poof me out of existence at any moment, I would not take the low path and take both boxes, thus implying he was a liar. If I take the black box and the situation does reveal itself to be a farce, I at least ...
- Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:08 am
- Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
- Topic: Marylin and the Goats
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7642
Obviously, if you are playing Let's Make a Deal hosted by Monty Hall, you have invented some sort of time-travel device, and I can think of roughly 12,537 other things you could be doing to make vast sums of currency. But that said, I would personally stand by my decision with the goat. Even if you ...