Wise Turtle Publishing

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, will you have sausage for breakfast?

Pardon my tardiness, but I was vacationing in Bermuda to avoid this shell-shrivelling cold snap... and to visit my cousin Intuitive Terrapin. What a lively character he is, even if we butted heads on a few finer points.

That aside, I really wonder where you silly humans get these questions! Barring that even the tallest tree in the smallest forest would have no bearing whatsoever on my breakfast, I invite you to arrive at your own conclusion by counting the teeth in my mouth.

Hint: The answer is the same as the temperature in which all motion stops.

Wise Turtle wrote:Pardon my tardiness, but I was vacationing in Bermuda to avoid this shell-shrivelling cold snap... and to visit my cousin Intuitive Terrapin. What a lively character he is, even if we butted heads on a few finer points.

Intuitive Terrapin? Does he shill for an indie RPG company too? Or does he speak for another product base, such as confectionary food products, car insurance, or, dare I say it, wax-based products? And above all, is he avaliable for Bar Mitzvahs?