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Japanese Girls

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:58 pm
by Sister Machine Gun
Wise Turtle, why are Japanese girls in plaid uniform so sexy?

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:32 am
by Sister Machine Gun
I think I scared the little turtle away :cry:

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:41 pm
by Wise Turtle
Scared? Hardly. I've lived in the days before your forefathers even conceived of the word "scared," and as such even the most extravagantly egregious queries could not hope to elicit the base reaction you allude to. No, I'm afraid the emotion is much more akin to "despair at the human race" or "intense loathing" than anything similar to frightened.

But alas, as you will not let this question go, I suppose I must give it some sort of answer. By and large, any depictions of the subject matter you inquire of have been consistently doctored, posed, staged, perfected, and otherwise altered in order to prey most heavily on your race's insipid hormones, and as such, I imagine you could be convinced anyone in anything to be, as you say, "sexy."

The heavens forbid it, I daresay with the right lighting and due application of make-up one could be convinced that the abomination known as Man-Faye is somewhat attractive. I have very little faith in the vast majority of the human race's good taste, or even good sense.