So they do, only turtles tend to have less searing cases of halitosis.

And thank you for the wax.

I think you have answered your own question. Most humans are unwise, unshelled, and in general undeniably baffling in their rabid adversion to knowledge. Maybe it's because you are jealous that your closest relative is the ape and mine is the dinosaur? Puts things into perspective, don't you think?

Feh. Paltry Semantics.

I shall now take the time to reference a very enlightening document on this subject.

http://www.wiseturtle.com/whoarewe.html

Please note a box towards the lower left concerning this very possibility.

Thank you.

...Perhaps.

If I am to ignore the absurd nature of this inquiry for a moment, I'd have to give the following consideration. As neither pirates or ninja exist in modern time (unless you count software pirates and irate cosplayers), they fail to show at the melee and lose by default. Robots, on the other hand, ar...

The answer is a difficult and lengthy one, involving topics ranging from biochemistry, psychology, and even religion. I have on past occassions dwelled on this subject with fellow intellectuals of your race for nights on end. Oh how we would be so angry with each other, debating on the intricacies o...

I have no need for this thing you humans call "money." Thusly, the traditional downfalls that beleager this industry have no effect on me. I simply find this curious pasttime most amusing. That, and I have been promised a lifetime supply of turtle wax...ahh...nothing like a finely waxed sh...