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by Wise Turtle
Wed May 08, 2013 10:08 am
Forum: OVA
Topic: OVA Kickstarter Launched!
Replies: 10
Views: 8383

OVA Kickstarter Launched!

I have returned from a brief stroll, devoted forum-goers. Over the past 1,076 days that I have spent pondering, as I am wont to do to further my wisdom, I have decided what Clay needs for his "OVA" is a Kickstarter. Sometimes I astound myself with my own propensity for higher thought.
by Wise Turtle
Sun May 23, 2010 7:28 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: World Turtle Day
Replies: 1
Views: 6867

You do great honor to this day, Princess of Turtles.

The greatest wisdom one can achieve on World Turtle Day is to simply take a moment to respect our wonderful species.

But writing your local legislators to have the name officially changed would also be wise.
by Wise Turtle
Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:56 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: If the Wise Turlte was an OVA character...
Replies: 1
Views: 6855

I have spent the past two and a half months carefully tabulating all of the attributes that are integral to representing my greatness as an OVA character. Unfortunately, this list proved to exceed the character limit for posting, and I had to abandon the effort. Just assume a +5 for any task and you...
by Wise Turtle
Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:28 pm
Forum: Turtle Pond
Topic: Rescued a snaping turtle over the weekend.
Replies: 4
Views: 10077

Such bravery deserves its dues. I hope you enjoy your new custom rank that can be found beneath your name.

Ah, cold water on the shell, such a delightful sensation that elicits from me the pangs of nostalgia for my youth. But I digress. Keep up the good work.
by Wise Turtle
Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:25 pm
Forum: Turtle Pond
Topic: World Turtle Day
Replies: 3
Views: 10346

After a lengthy vacation to visit my Russian friend Intelekyual Tortoisekov, your comment warms my horribly frigid shell in a way that no amount of Tortoisekov's Turtle Wax Vodka could. The sentiment is appreciated.
by Wise Turtle
Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:30 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: Doesn't make sense...
Replies: 2
Views: 8508

As forum-devotee JuddG has just pointed out, a wide breadth of skills will suit you much better in the "real world." And it's no little secret that, wherever you go, the very real art-forms of cartooning, and anime in particular, will always be frowned upon by these so called scholars of a...
by Wise Turtle
Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:03 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: I'm curious...
Replies: 3
Views: 8779

While this specific example eludes me at this time, I assume I did so in the interest of witty and mentally dexterous alliteration or some other good use of my excellently well-kept mind, but that's neither here nor there. While it would be true that I am not an amphibian in the sense of the scienti...
by Wise Turtle
Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:21 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: Long Overdue Question
Replies: 1
Views: 6886

Let us just say that there was one too many jokes about Palladium's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness" at my expense...and leave it at that.
by Wise Turtle
Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:32 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: Where do....
Replies: 1
Views: 7070

If we were to approach this logically, as difficult for you humans as it may be, odds are these "missing" socks simply never reached the dryer to start with, dropped accidentally in transit and left to rot in unseen and forgotten crevices in your home. I would never have this issue. After ...
by Wise Turtle
Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:41 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: Japanese Girls
Replies: 2
Views: 8229

Scared? Hardly. I've lived in the days before your forefathers even conceived of the word "scared," and as such even the most extravagantly egregious queries could not hope to elicit the base reaction you allude to. No, I'm afraid the emotion is much more akin to "despair at the human...
by Wise Turtle
Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:30 pm
Forum: Ask Wise Turtle
Topic: Are you Dead or Shy?
Replies: 3
Views: 9290

Hmmph, I suppose 1 out of 5 isn't bad for a glorified ape species such as you are. I am certainly not dead , I was merely vacationing in Cancun. Winter weather puts me in such a bad way, you see, and I seek to avoid it whenever possible. I also took the time to see Señor Sabio Tortuga. Pleasant fell...
by Wise Turtle
Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:07 pm
Forum: Turtle Pond
Topic: All Hallows' Eve
Replies: 2
Views: 7911

...this redness in my cheeks. It's because the day was brutally hot. A searing temperature. Honestly.
by Wise Turtle
Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:46 pm
Forum: Turtle Pond
Topic: All Hallows' Eve
Replies: 2
Views: 7911

All Hallows' Eve

Someone has defaced, excuse me, tastefully decorated the Wise Turtle Publishing website with a festive rendition of my visage. I suppose you should enjoy it while the season lasts.

...I must admit that it does bear an uncanny resemblance.
by Wise Turtle
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pm
Forum: Turtle Pond
Topic: Avatars Enabled
Replies: 4
Views: 11553

Of course. Who do you think realized this folly of no-avatar-dom? Leave it to a turtle to figure out this internet hooplah.

As for emoticons, I have formed this startling accurate ASCII rendition of my visage. Perhaps it will serve your purposes?

(¯ ¯)
by Wise Turtle
Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:24 am
Forum: OVA
Topic: Sci-fi resources?
Replies: 6
Views: 6677

Clay wrote:Aiming for a Winter 2008 release...but Wise Turtle isn't the most trustworthy with release dates.
Wise Turtle is perfectly punctual at all times. I would appreciate if you would firmly delineate between this company and me. Hmmph. Such irreverence.